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Who are the People of Roanoke Street and WTF do they want?

I received an anonymous letter yesterday from the people of Roanoke Street. The letter said I should clean up my yard. It also said my house looks good and I should stop blocking the road. not too sure what to make of it... Well I'm pretty sure people who do that suck ass.

We have been moving for a couple of months and there is a couch and some other furniture out behind my house as well as some old lawn mowers under a tree. I've been hoping that the trash guys would take it but no luck. None of this is visible from Roanoke street so I suspect it's actually the people of Murray Street or Main Street who are taking issue with this.

Apparently they haven't lived here long and don't understand the gravity of the situation. You may not want to be my friend, but you certainly don't want to be my enemy! Or perhaps they DO know and that's why they chose the anonymous route. The real problem here is that a non trivial portion of the town has done bad things to me and my family, so the normal societal mores that would cause me to care what other people think no longer apply in Fincastle.

Of course, I tore up the letter into big chunks and threw them in the yard to be mowed for a few times. And I started parking in the street even when it's not necessary.  Maybe I can get some more "love mail" from these idiots.

ps. I changed the visable name of my internet router to something not too flattering about them...should be visable on their wireless devices for several blocks.

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