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Side by Side Drivers from Daleville to Fincastle.

So it appears that the driving infection of the metropolitan areas of Virginia has spread to Botetourt County. We had the unfortunate experience of returning from the new Harry Potter movie at around 6 pm tonight.  When we got off the interstate at exit 150, traffic was pretty heavy.  Even on 81 it was a little thick.  The usual offenders were in the left lane, but we made it in pretty good time.

The ride from I81 to Rt. 779 was the usual cluster f**k of idiots in both lanes.  When we got to the stoplight, the left turn lane was green.  This effectively ruined the usual strategy of letting the turning traffic scrape off the slowpokes in the left lane.  So here we go from Daleville to Fincastle, 8 miles of slowpoke hell.  I was able to work my way up to the idiot in the old pickup that was driving next to the same car in the left lane for 8 miles with about 100 cars behind him and tried to work past him but he won the asshole of the day award!  I really worry that some of these guys are going to do this to the wrong gang member, drug dealer or mafia don and get a real lesson in manners!  I don't approve of that, but that result would not surprise me!  Someone just shot their TV the other day because Sarah Palin's daughter won dancing with the stars or something.

I guess this guy can't get it up and this is the only way he can screw someone.  Might have been Obama's brother the way he was slowing down the local economy!  Maybe he has vehicle envy since his truck looked like a real POS.  If he just went the speed limit he could do a couple of more hours of work a week and perhaps afford a new one.

We will be on the lookout for this particular vehicle and see if we can determine what the exact brain damage is to this individual and why they feel a need to control other vehicles.

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  1. AnonymousNovember 24, 2010 at 1:13 AM

    Some people just feel that they have to be in control.

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