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Waiting in line!

Waiting at the (Fill in your favorite store) as several customers work their way through the line ahead of you. Finally, it's your turn and the phone rings. The clerk runs over and answers the phone and begins to instruct the obviously elderly person on the other end on the subleties of the hours that (Fill in your favorite store) are open.

At this point do you:

a. Scream "Hey Bitch, I was here first!"
b. Wait patiently until the hours have been repeated 22 times and the clerk returns to check you out.
c. Quietly lay down your potential purchase and slink out of the store.

You decide.
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